Issue 44, Volume 87 2006-2007
Fishermen Fear Outcome of Conservation Bill
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
While marine life conservationists along the central coast are shouting for joy, fishermen in the area could soon be shouting less happy things, as the California Fish and Game Commission may name the local shoreline a 'no fishing zone' in the near future.
Board Pushes Back I.V. Master Plan Assessment
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
The Santa Barbara County Planning Commission public hearing slated for today has been postponed, putting off the review of the Isla Vista Master Plan and its Environmental Impact Report until next year.
UCSB Twins Enjoy Double the Fun
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Most college students long for a roommate who has similar qualities to their own - and for at least two pairs of roommates at UCSB, this wish became reality at birth.
Burglars Rob Empty Residences
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
While many UCSB students were home stuffing their tummies with turkey last weekend, thieves in the area were busy stuffing their pockets as more than 150 Isla Vista residents reported their residences were burglarized over the Thanksgiving break.
Program Seeks Students to Count Grey Whales
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
In preparation for the commencement of 2007's whale migration season, the Gray Whales Count organization is recruiting UCSB student volunteers to tally the number of gray whales migrating north through the Santa Barbara Channel.
Group Plans Gulf Coast Relief Trip
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Looking to build homes and communities, a small group of UCSB students will travel to New Orleans this Winter Break to continue relief efforts in response to last year's Hurricane Katrina.
New Asian-American Studies Honors Program To Encourage Research
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Asian American Studies majors will have a new opportunity to conduct their own research and further their studies in the field, thanks to a new honors program now available in the department, approved by the UCSB Academic Senate on Nov. 1.
The Wednesday Hump
Sober Sex Is So Sensual
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Boom, boom, BOOM! You wake with a start, your poor head pounding, mad cottonmouth and the sickeningly sweet taste of Jaeger still on your lips. What the fuck happened? The wrinkled Trojan wrapper next to the bed sends the events of last night back into your head with a dizzying force - the cheery music, champagne, mistletoe, ice luge shots, kissing, fumbling with buttons, more kissing - shit. You had sex, and you didn't mean to. Fucking holiday parties.
Drinker's Digest
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
After a couple more weeks of playing beer pong, I've discovered and created a few more alterations. If you've read my previous article, feel free to incorporate any of those previous rules in combination with the following new styles.
The Readers' Voice
Maryland Democratic Party Falsely Accused of Racism
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
No one -- reporters and photographers included -- besides Republicans and their relatives ever recalls seeing tossed cookies during this massively public event in which dozens of reporters were present.
The Readers' Voice
County-Governed Isla Vista Should Incorporate as a City
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Your article by Henry Sarria ("Hypocritical District Supervisor Should Stay Out of I.V.," Daily Nexus, Nov. 21) failed the geography test.
Gauchos Look to Pounce on Pride
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
After losing for the first time all season, the UCSB men's basketball team will look to regroup and get back in the winning column tonight against Loyola Marymount University.
Freedom of Restriction
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
So the Bush administration isn't too happy about the media using the words "civil war,"