Issue 15, Volume 87 2006-2007
Crowds Amass for Clinton Talk
Monday, October 16, 2006
Former President Bill Clinton walked onstage at the Arlington Theatre amid thunderous applause Friday afternoon, sat down in one of two oversized brown chairs and tried to recline. Retired life for Clinton, six years out of the Oval Office, is anything but relaxed with the Clinton Foundation's ambitious worldwide humanitarian mission and his numerous speaking engagements - he also spoke at UCLA on Friday.
I.V. Festival Rocks Voter Registration
Monday, October 16, 2006
Eager constituents carpeted Anisq' Oyo' Park on Saturday, as a number of local bands, fans and one Jesus impersonator gathered for the Voting Rocks! concert.
Campus Groups Work to Maximize UCSB Voters
Monday, October 16, 2006
As election season approaches, student voter registration has kicked into full gear on campus and in Isla Vista with a campaign encouraging students to perform their civic duty.
Porno Films Draw Citizen Complaint
Monday, October 16, 2006
The following news article appeared in the Oct. 16, 1974 edition of the Daily Nexus. At the time, certain pornographic films were being shown in campus facilities, provoking an uproar among local community members.
Police Blotter
Police Blotter
Monday, October 16, 2006
Incorrectly Marking His Territory
Vibration Celebration Inappropiate
Monday, October 16, 2006
You're sitting in lecture, trying desperately to stay awake. You keep looking at the clock but it seems to have stopped moving. Suddenly your leg vibrates once and you spring to life. You automatically know someone has sent you a text message and, needless to say, you are excited.
Conspiracy Proves Difficult to Join
Monday, October 16, 2006
Dear International League of Jewish Conspirators,
New Single-Payer Plan to Cut Healthcare Costs
Monday, October 16, 2006
Most university students are young and healthy, so for them the issue of healthcare and how our society finances it is not of great concern.
Liberal Proffesors Should Stop Bashing Conservatives
Monday, October 16, 2006
"You are not an automaton." The glossy Princeton Review ad was right, I am not an automaton.
Think
Monday, October 16, 2006
SB Ends Win Streak at Cal Poly
Monday, October 16, 2006
Not even a little momentum could help the UCSB women's volleyball team topple the Big West's top squad this weekend. Cal Poly, ranked #20, showed why it sits atop the conference standings, defeating the Gauchos (11-8 overall, 3-3 Big West) 17-30, 22-30 and 27-30 to sweep the season series.
Gauchos Upset Defending Champs
Monday, October 16, 2006
The UCSB women's soccer team finally showcased its full potential over the weekend, extending its win streak to three games after clobbering Cal State Fullerton and UC Riverside. The Gauchos' (5-6-4 overall, 3-1 in the Big West) recent storm of goals continued with Friday's 4-1 upset over the defending Big West champion Titans 7-6-2, 3-1-1 Big West) and a 3-0 routing of the Highlanders (7-7-1, 0-4-1 Big West) on Sunday.
UCSB Dominates Mustangs
Monday, October 16, 2006
The second-place UCSB men's soccer squad trounced league rival Cal Poly (6-6-3 overall, 2-3-1 in the Big West) for the 12th straight time.
Top Teams Edge #8 UCSB in SoCal
Monday, October 16, 2006
It was a tough weekend for the #8 UCSB men's water polo team, who turned in a less than spectacular performance at the SoCal Tournament.
The Weatherbox Blues
Monday, October 16, 2006
Where did all the hours in the night go?