Issue 57, Volume 86 2005-2006
Regents Approve Inquiry In Sudan Divestment Case
Friday, January 20, 2006
At their meeting on Thursday at UC San Diego, the UC Regents voted to take steps toward severing UC's ties with companies that do business with the government of Sudan.
Surfrider Founder's Lecture To Explore Ebbing Surf Values
Friday, January 20, 2006
This Sunday, the normally laid-back world of surfing will receive a scholarly critique and words of warning from one of its own members.
Library Offers Early Recordings Online
Friday, January 20, 2006
Thanks to UCSB's recent effort to expand its online database, music and history buffs around the world are now free to download over 5,500 historical audio files recorded between 1894 and 1923.
Experts To Give Financial Guidance at Free Seminar
Friday, January 20, 2006
Students looking to learn a little sense about how to save and invest their cash can attend a free seminar tomorrow that will teach them how to do just that.
Dracula's New Wheels
Friday, January 20, 2006
An Apology to Our Readers
Friday, January 20, 2006
We at the Daily Nexus would like to apologize profusely for the contents of Tuesday's Weather column, which included racist and offensive statements, the likes of which have no place in this newspaper.
Gaucho Economicus
America, the Liberator
Friday, January 20, 2006
"We should pull the troops out right now," asserted a hunched, eighty-year-old woman. "If some other army told you how to run your country, how would you feel about that?"
40 oz. to Freedom
Thieves Reach a New Depth
Friday, January 20, 2006
A brief summary of a conversation between the roommates this past Monday morning: One enters. "Where have you been?""Buying deodorant.""Deodorant?""Yeah, some asshole jacked my deodorant at the party last night."
Women's Basketball
Gauchos Look to Tame Mustangs
Friday, January 20, 2006
With two of their three injured starters likely to return, UCSB's women's basketball team looks poised to take on Cal Poly on Saturday at 2:00 p.m. in the Thunderdome.
Men's Volleyball
SB Continues Tough Schedule
Friday, January 20, 2006
Sand beside snow, oil upon salt, Gaucho against Cougar, Patak versus Perez.
Men's Basketball
Rivalry Re-ignites at Mott Gym
Friday, January 20, 2006
With its nonconference trip to UC Davis - and its first road win of the season - out of the way, the UCSB men's basketball team is saddling up for the first game of two in its long-standing rivalry against Cal Poly this weekend.
The Weathergasm
Friday, January 20, 2006
It was documented that Hitler could only orgasm when he spoke in public.