Issue 6, Volume 86 2005-2006
Resident Directors Resign From Posts at Santa Rosa Hall
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Two head directors of the Santa Rosa Residence Hall have left their positions, forcing the Office of Residential Life to seek replacements after one week of school.
Protests End Alcohol License Request
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Customers should not be misled by the $3 beer listed on China Garden's menu, as the restaurant's management has decided to withdraw its application for an on-site alcohol license.
Hearing To Decide Fate of Davidson Murder Case
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
The future of the case surrounding the murder of UCSB graduate student Jarrod Davidson hangs on the balance this week as the defense pushes for the dismissal of the charges facing two of the suspects.
Foot Patrol Liaison To Inform Landlords of Tenants’ Tickets
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
UCSB students have more to worry about than a noise violation ticket from the Isla Vista Foot Patrol (IVFP). With the help of a new student liaison, their landlords could find out the next time the party gets out of control.
A.S. Backs Darfur Freedom Festival
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
The Associated Students Finance Board held its first meeting of the school year Monday afternoon, with its first allocation going to support the Darfur Freedom Fest.
Police Blotter
September 27, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
The deputies approached the woman and attempted to contact her, but she did not respond until one of the officers shook her by the shoulder. When she finally acknowledged the deputy's presence, it wasn't with the sunny greeting he was hoping for - the woman merely lifted her hand and flipped him off, then resumed her meditation.
You Shall Not Pass
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Esoteric Living
Do I Know You From Somewhere?
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Here we are, back in class, back in those uncomfortable desks, back to fighting to keep yourself awake during that post-lunch foray into your general education requirements. Just as inevitable as the fact that that class you really want to take is full (with a thirty-person waiting list ahead of you), there are certain issues that must be dealt with each September in order to maintain superlative Gaucho chi.
Read, Eat, Sleep
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's the End of the World
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
When I think of the apocalypse, I first think of the sky. Whether it be frogs or stars or the sky itself, something will fall from it, I'm assured. In the past month, to me, the sky has shown itself to be an unstable beacon of fearsome awe.
He Said, She Said: Take Matters Into Your Own Hands and Get Yourself One
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
So you're under 21 and all you want to do is get drunk - wait, strike that - all you want to do is get drunk as cheaply as possible. There is no question that Isla Vista is one of the easiest places to find booze in such a predicament.
He Said, She Said: A Fake ID Is Obsolete in Booze-Infested Isla Vista
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
There is no shortage of fake, falsified, or forged phenomena in Isla Vista. We are great at faking everything from perfect tans to semi-believable excuses for skipping section to complete sobriety when the I.V. Foot Patrol sees you stumbling down Sabado on Saturday night.
The First Open Letter to Freshmen on Bikepaths
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Newbies: Welcome to UCSB. Whether you're a barely legal freshman, a transfer from Madison, Wis. or an international exchange student, we Gauchos welcome you. I.V. and Goleta may not look as pretty as SB, but don't despair - they're gonna make it up to you.
Women's Soccer
Gauchos Suffer Two Heartbreakers in the Heat
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
If tough experiences build character, then the UCSB women's soccer team (5-5-0 overall) has surely returned to Santa Barbara a better team than when they left.
Sports Column: Where Have You Been?
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
If you thought the bookstores were crowded this week, just wait until you see the UCSB men's soccer team's bandwagon. On Friday night, somewhere around 7 p.m., thousands of Gaucho fans were piling into Harder Stadium - 2,334 to be exact. UCSB has an apathy problem?
Men's Club Soccer
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Da-na-nah-na-nah-naaw-na
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Remember that show back in the day? You know, the one with the agro crag and the inexplicably British referee? Yes, Guts. Or was it GUTS? Or was it SHAMELESS EXPLOITATION OF A RACIALLY DIVERSE GROUP OF CHILDREN?