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Issue 5, Volume 86 2005-2006

Fall From I.V. Bluffs Proves Fatal for SB City College Student

Monday, September 26, 2005

A 22-year-old SBCC student was pronounced dead Sunday morning after a passing jogger found him lying on the beach below the bluffs along Del Playa Drive.


Relatively Peaceful Weekend for UCPD, IVFP as SB Students Return

Monday, September 26, 2005

The Isla Vista Foot Patrol (IVFP) and the UC Police Dept. (UCPD) made several arrests this past weekend as students returned en masse to the campus and I.V.


Grant Provides IVRPD With Funds for Soccer Field in Estero Park

Monday, September 26, 2005

Isla Vista is one step closer to reaching its fundraising goal for the I.V. Community Center with the help of a $1 million grant from the California State Parks Dept.


Gays, Allies Come OUT! for SB Gay and Lesbian Celebration

Monday, September 26, 2005

Approximately 1,000 people came out in full force last weekend for Sunday OUT! - a community block party designed to highlight and celebrate the local gay community.


40 oz. to Freedom

Summer, with a Juice Chaser

Monday, September 26, 2005

I’m back. My outer shell is still glassy, liver a wee bit damaged, and exterior a little bit scarred after spending too many days bumming it up on the beach drinking objects that closely resemble my 40-ounce physique.


Construction Dodger Awaiting Completion

Monday, September 26, 2005

Anyone who has stepped on campus recently must have noticed the insane amount of construction in progress. Everywhere you turn, there's another gigantic hole in the ground, or the steel skeleton of some building-to-be. Apparently, winning a few of those Nobel Prizes means we get some extra cash in the bank.


Men's Soccer

Santa Barbara Sinks Bulldogs, Slips in L.A.

Monday, September 26, 2005

The #10 UCSB men's soccer team faced two non-conference opponents this weekend, defeating Alabama A&M 3-1 and falling to Loyola Marymount 2-1.


Women's Cross Country: Incomplete Team Earns UCSB a Top Five Finish at Stanford

Monday, September 26, 2005

Even without their top runners, the UCSB women's cross country team apparently has what it takes to rule the Big West. The team finished fifth out of 33 teams at the Stanford Invitational Saturday, ahead of Big West rivals Irvine and Long Beach State. Senior Seanna Martin paced the Gauchos, finishing 20th in the 6,000-meter race with a time of 22:24.


Gauchos Outrun 29 Teams to Take Third in Cardinal Invite

Monday, September 26, 2005

The UCSB men's cross country team answered several questions at the Stanford Invitational this weekend. With its full team racing for the first time this season, Saturday's race in Palo Alto, Calif. was a good indicator of the team's progress thus far, as well as a first look at the team's potential.


Women's Volleyball

UCSB Begins Big West Season With Loss

Monday, September 26, 2005

During its 11th game on the road, the UCSB volleyball team (4-7 overall, 0-1 in the Big West) dropped its season-opener against Cal Poly (8-3 overall, 1-1 Big West) in four sets Saturday night.


Why Does It Happen?

Monday, September 26, 2005

The weatherhuman, despite some suspicions, is ultimately human. It is capable of triumphant glee, yet sorrow is also one of its fundamental faculties. The weatherhuman and its co-workers are terribly saddened by the tragedy that took place this weekend above Dog Shit Park. It fits all the requirements of senselessness.