Issue 76, Volume 83 2002-2003
Theater To Receive Facelift
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The Santa Barbara Center for the Performing Arts held a celebration Wednesday evening to announce two large donations that will be used to kick off renovation to the Granada Theatre, located at 1216 State St.
WETT's Vaginas To Engulf UCSB Tonight at 7
Thursday, February 13, 2003
Women's Ensemble Theater Troupe, better known as WETT, will be presenting "The Vagina Monologues" at I.V. Theater tonight at 6:15. Follow-up performances will be held Feb. 21 and 22.
Firemen Rescue Local From Blaze
Thursday, February 13, 2003
On Tuesday Feb. 11, at about 4:18 a.m., a fire engine was dispatched on the report of a fire at 931 Via Nieto in the Hope Ranch Annex area. Once firefighters arrived, the people who had called 911 told them that smoke was entering their home through a vent.
Lecturer Gives Pro-Israel Perspective
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict may seem a million miles away, but the debate hit home last night. A lecture in Isla Vista Theater Wednesday night by Dennis Prager took an in-depth look at the pro-Israel side of the conflict.
Society Seeks Volunteers for MS Fundraiser
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The Channel Islands Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society is looking for volunteers to assist with its 14th annual MS Walk and Run. The event, which will benefit local programs and research, will be held Saturday, April 5 at Leadbetter Beach in Santa Barbara.
Grants To Go Toward Regional Guide
Thursday, February 13, 2003
A recent grant of $35,000 will assist in the development, production and dispersal of the conservation guide aimed at identifying and mapping fragile ecological landscapes that the Conception Coast Project believes should be retained and protected.
A.S. Allots Money for Student Groups
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The Council allocated a total of $1,807 to various student organizations. An A.S. representative also mentioned introducing a digital version of A.S. readers and notes.
Living Without Vowels: In All the Wrong Places
Thursday, February 13, 2003
Fuzzy things are ever so charming. You'd be hard-pressed to find someone with a flaming hatred for bunnies or kittens. Many folks even take to stroking a full lint trap with tender care and adoration when no one else is looking.
U.S. Doesn't Have a Frog Leg to Stand On Compared to France
Thursday, February 13, 2003
I happen to agree with Henry Sarria that, from an American perspective, the stereotypical French person is both arrogant and hypocritical. But let's talk about these two characteristics for a moment.
Column Misses the Mark on Moore's Intention
Thursday, February 13, 2003
It's interesting to me that he would see the film as an attempt to "engender" mass appeal for the gun control movement. What struck me most about "Bowling for Columbine" was the complete absence of the subject.
The Readers' Voice
Feeding the Homeless Takes a Whole Lot More Than Food
Thursday, February 13, 2003
It is a beautiful thing to feed people who otherwise would be dumpster-diving or simply going without in the morning. It is also a beautiful thing to build community by bringing different people together when everything else seems to be bringing us apart.
The Readers' Voice
This Friday Celebrate Vaginas, Honor Vaginas, Love Vaginas
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The most exciting month of the year is here, so get ready and come participate!V-Day, known to some as Valentine's Day, is approaching fast, reminding all of us of love and happiness, but also of the staggering sexual assault statistics that exist.
Softball: Simien Is UCSB Scene Stealer
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The UCSB softball team, off to a blazing 9-1 start, can thank the speedy legs of Leslie Simien for the Gauchos' success. The junior right fielder from Laguna Hills set a UCSB record for career stolen bases last weekend at the Cal Poly Mustang Roundup, passing Joann Saul's mark of 57 from 1984-1987.
ILL Spittin': Who Needs Love?
Thursday, February 13, 2003
For some people, the 11 o'clock SportsCenter matinee will be their date this Friday. In sports, there is no sob session; there's jam session. There's no pillow talk; there's pressroom back talk. But athletes - and sportswriters - need lots of love, too.
Women's Basketball
Gauchos Fight for National Respect
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The #17 UCSB women's basketball team ventures outside the confines of the Big West Conference for its much anticipated two-game national trip in preparation for the NCAA Tournament. The Gauchos trek out to the Midwest tonight at 5 to tangle with the University of Illinois, a strong Big Ten program.
Working With Wonka
Thursday, February 13, 2003
Talking to Mel Stuart is like chancing upon the grandpa you always wished you had. That is, if your grandpa had directed one of the most imaginative and highly whacked out films ever made, "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory."
Movie Review
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days | Forget This Movie in 10 Days
Thursday, February 13, 2003
How to lose a guy in 10 days. Hmmm...more like how to be a raving lunatic, but - granted you look like Kate Hudson and put tampons in your man's closet - totally get away with it. Does she lose the guy in 10 days?
The Coup Rally, Riot and Rhyme
Thursday, February 13, 2003
Valentine's Day. What a miraculous consumerist debacle of a holiday, eh? Beyond the swooning Barry White-fest that Friday will likely bring about, this weekend marks an important statement of peace being made by concerned local citizens.
CD Review
50 Cent | Get Rich or Die Tryin' | Interscope
Thursday, February 13, 2003
Gangsta rap drives by... err, I mean, rides again! If you've been longing for the sound of cocking and shooting gats being used as percussion in songs, then grab a four-tay and pick up 50 Cent's debut Get Rich or Die Tryin'. It's time to live the thug life.
CD Review
Massive Attack | 100th Window | Virgin
Thursday, February 13, 2003
There's the kind of music that instantly draws one in. Immediately, you're an uberfan who plays the album on repeat until a roommate threatens to annihilate your sound system. Then there's music that sneaks up on you.
Artsweek Calendar
February 13, 2003 - February 19, 2003
Thursday, February 13, 2003
The name sounds as flavorful as their music, with a spicy, eclectic blend of zydeco, rock, blues and country. The Gourds will be hoein' it down with The Chuck Prophet Band's country-rock tunes at the Lobero Theatre tonight, starting at 8. Tickets are $34.50.
KCSB Top Ten Week ending 2/13/03
Thursday, February 13, 2003
1) The Sea And Cake | One Bedroom | Thrill Jockey2) Hot Cross | A New Set of Lungs | Level Plane3) Boards of Canada | Twoism | Warp
A Toot 'll Do
Thursday, February 13, 2003
People take themselves too seriously nowadays. With a looming war, the economy what it is and the gloomy weather, we've seemed to have lost our sense of humor. My solution: People should fart more.