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Issue 20, Volume 82 2001-2002

Fight Breaks Out During Party at I.V. Fraternity

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

According to the Isla Vista Foot Patrol police report, officers found 19-year-old Ryan Smith sitting on the curb in front of the fraternity house holding a towel to his lower lip. An approximately two-inch-long laceration almost completely severed his lip from his chin.


Court Postpones Rape Suspect's Arraignment

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

Rape and kidnapping suspect Luis Canseco will not be arraigned until Thursday, after a judge continued the hearing to allow the defendant time to consult with a public defender.


UCSB Considers Escort Service for Minority Students

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

The Graduate Students Association (GSA) is proposing an escort service for Middle Eastern and minority students who feel threatened by backlash from the September 11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.


Police Blotter

Police Report

Wednesday, October 17, 2001


Feature Photo: Dippity-Doo-Dah

Wednesday, October 17, 2001


The Un-American USA Act

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

There’s a very important piece of legislation going through Congress right now named the USA Act. It would be in your best interest to take the time to learn about it.


I'm Paying You to Goof Off So I Can Goof Off

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

The six guys in orange vests trying to unclog a Del Playa storm drain today are perfect fractals of all bureaucracy. Five of them supervise. One of them works.


U.S. Won Cold War to Free World, Not to Fear Terrorists

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

While imperfect, the United States' Cold War policies carried out, overall, a poetic execution of the Evil Empire by some of the most brilliant minds in the Land of the Free.


The Readers' Voice

Don't Criticize Recent Anti-Terrorist Policies; They're for Our Own Good

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

One view that seems to be fairly popular among ignorant, uninformed pacifists is that there is no need for things like military action or such inconvenient heightened security measures (foreign student background checks, for instance).


The Readers' Voice

Congratulations On Making The New Bren Center A Completely Green Building

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

Congratulations to UCSB and the Bren Center from a proud UCSB parent ("California's 'Greenest' Building To Open on Campus in January," Sept. 28, 2001).


Tale of a Walk-On: He Got Game?

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

The Gauchos are a Division I basketball program, and there's nobody on the planet that can take that away from any of the players.


Women's Volleyball

Santa Barbara Clobbers Matadors at Matadome, Improves to 7-1 Mark in Big West Play

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

The Gauchos have believed in themselves all along, and now people all over the country are jumping back on the bandwagon.


What's That Running Down Your Leg?

Wednesday, October 17, 2001