Monday, January 8, 2007
Well the holidays are over. As much fun as they are, I have to admit it feels good to get them past me. Don't get me wrong; I love the giving part. But honestly, it can be tough to keep smiling when great-great-grandma apparently believes yodeling is a lost art that must be revived at all costs.
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
It has begun! As the tolling of the tower bells signals a new year, I want to be the 1,257th person to say, "Welcome back!" Since this is the first "Question Authority" article of the year, I should begin by introducing myself to all of you newcomers.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Knock, knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve, some random guy who is traveling across the country with 10 other people, going door to door asking you to give him money or a check with your personal information and in return promising you that in six to eight weeks you will see your first copy of Fangoria or Quilter's Digest while he'll be in Gluk-Gluk, Arkansas, selling more subscriptions of Teen Beat and Moss Growing Quarterly. Have you met Steve? Unfortunately, Steve seems to pop up in our town from time to time. Sometimes it's magazine subscriptions to help a youth go to "Self Improvement" camp, or a chance to help Bo Bo win a trip to Fort Lauderdale during Spring Break to attend the "Daily Affirmations With Stuart Smalley" seminar. Yeah, right...
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Mad cow disease! Got your attention? No? How about Avian flu pandemic. No? Okay, let's try last week's "Family Guy." There, that works. I figure with those teasers, I probably have about 10 percent of the readers out there paying attention.
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