Management consultant William Fried recently told a bunch of Bay Area eighth graders that they could make up to $250,000 per year as an exotic dancer (depending on their bust size, that is). Parents are upset, of course, but the really sad part is that the typical management consultant in the Bay Area makes only about $100,000 annually. If William Fried had shown some skin during his career day presentation, he could have been much more convincing — especially for anyone who’s into 64-year-old men.
Wednesday’s forecast: People pay the weatherhuman not to dress up as a 64-year-old man.