Fox News
Being on a liberal, pink-o commie campus all the time, sometimes I feel like I don’t get enough propaganda from the other side. Thus, I occasionally frequent foxnews.com. It gives me my share of real, totally newsworthy stuff, and it’s definitely not fear-mongering garbage. And what were today’s headlines that stuck out, you ask?
Turds and Tulips
Correction added Puffy-chested, proud tulips to the firefighters who kept the Tea Fire from lighting all of Santa Barbara County on fire, and to the community members, groups and businesses who opened their arms to those who needed help. Way to heat up our souls. Flaming, moronic turds to the SBCC students who allegedly lit [...]
SB On Road Again
Tonight the UCSB men’s basketball team plays their last game before settling down for finals week in a match against Utah Valley. The game is the Gauchos’ fifth road game in a row, and is a chance for the 3-4 squad to pull itself back to .500.
Top Dog ****
Hollywood films about heavy-duty social issues tend to fall into one of two categories: condescending melodramas that appeal to sentimental pre-teen girls (“Crash” and “Blood Diamond”) and truly gut-wrenching films like Danny Boyle’s “Slumdog Millionaire.”