‘Defining Moments’ Add Zest to Sex

My friends and I were sitting around the kitchen table Sunday morning, doing the standard weekend postmortem, when one of the girls said something that made us all stop short.

Nicki’s Nifty News: I Want to Ride My Bicycle

First, I owe you kids an apology for yesterday’s mysterious lack of blog entry. I’m unusually busy this quarter (turns out I’m actually reading for my classes… go figure) and I can’t keep updating every day.

It’s Ca-Ca-Catching On

Has anyone else noticed that the sandwich makers at Subway always look really depressed?

Geivett Carries Gaucho Pride to MLB

Casual UCSB baseball fans may have caught a glimpse of Colorado Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs in the World Series last year and realized he was a former Gaucho, but the man they call Spilly was hardly the only UCSB alumnus making his presence felt.

Arrriba!

With Cinco de Mayo just around the corner, locals and students alike are preparing to celebrate a favorite Mexican holiday. In anticipation for the fiesta of the year, On the Menu scoured the streets of Santa Barbara to bring the party to UCSB. So, slap on your favorite sombrero and let your taste buds go wild! Olé!

Future President of UC Discusses Costs, Diversity

With just over a month left until he assumes the position of President of the University of California system, Mark G. Yudof will take the helm during a state budget deficit of $14.5 billion and a looming threat of student fee increases.

Student Denounces Ad Regarding MSA

Let me begin by stating I am a white, American-born, Catholic middle-class male who will not sign your petition, David Horowitz. And for several reasons despite agreeing genocide and unfounded violence are an evil. You have gotten me to hate you as much as you hate the Muslim Student Association. However, my hate is productive.

I’ve Come to Reclaim Your Country on Behalf of Her Majesty, Queen of England

Apart from forcing my friends and family to come to this page, I’m convinced no one is actually reading this of their own accord, but I’m going to carry on anyway.

Fantasyland

The QB’s fantasy baseball team can’t help but wish Bill Geivett would have divulged some hints about the Rockies evolving closer situation during his interview with the Nexus…

Rising Gas Prices Fuel Frustration for Students, Businesses

As local gas prices continue to exceed the historically high national average of $3.50 per gallon, Santa Barbara residents and businesses alike are increasingly feeling pinched at the pump.