Stories from the files of Isla Vista Foot Patrol
The Police Blotter brought to you by the talented Nikki Moore on 92.9 KJEE Monday morning Dec 4th, 2006.
No Name, No Game
The ‘human loves presents. However, the ‘human does not like enigmas. They’re tricky. The ‘human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin’ hot. In that case, a recount is unnecessary.
National Championship Sparks Rally
When the final seconds ticked off the clock at the College Cup game in St. Louis, Gauchos across Isla Vista and Missouri erupted in a spontaneous series of “Ole’s,” celebrating the men’s soccer team’s victory over UCLA, which gained UCSB its first NCAA Championship in almost 30 years.
Rock and Rolling
Although they may not open with a banner announcing themselves as the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in the world, their Bigger Bang Tour proves that The Rolling Stones are, indeed, the best band out there.
College Journalists Raise Hell
When it comes to being editor in chief of a college newspaper, it is certainly true that no one is a saint — and with that in mind, it is also certainly true that no one can play the part of Saint Peter when it comes to choosing the editor in chief.