75 Percent Alcohol
If you’re reading this, congratulations: you’re alive. If you’re not reading this, congratulations: you’re only three quarters of the way through your bender.
UCSB Uses Second Half Scores to Shutout Titans
The #17 UCSB men’s soccer team tallied its 10th win Saturday night at Harder Stadium to the cheers and applause of a costumed Halloween crowd. Saturday night’s 2-0 conference victory over Fullerton marks the third home shutout in a row for Santa Barbara (10-3-3 overall, 5-0-2 in the Big West) and keeps the Gauchos in […]
Gambling Gone Wild
Some people think of gambling as something fun to do while in Vegas, but to me it’s a way of life. I spend more of my time each week in Chumash Casino than anywhere else. While I have a great love for gambling, I have to question the Daily Nexus for its recent publications of the articles written by lecturer Eliot Jacobson.
Police Kept Busy During Weekend
Although today is officially Halloween, holiday celebrations on Friday and Saturday night resulted in hundreds of arrests and citations, and left many revelers in need of medical treatment after they partied a little too hard.
49ers Get Revenge, End Winning Streak
All good things must come to an end, as the UCSB women’s volleyball team (13-8 overall, 8-2 in the Big West) found out this weekend, when its nine-game winning streak was halted in Long Beach on Saturday.
Clean Up Your Drinking Habits
I have an exciting new invention I want to tell you all about. I guarantee it will revolutionize the way you clean and the way you drink beer. Do I have your attention? I thought so. For too long, the twin giants of the hygiene and alcohol industries have trapped us in a devious cycle, deceiving you into buying more and more of their products.
Caltrans Refines CA Highway in Effort to Reduce Driving Perils
As part of a series of countywide highway improvement projects, Caltrans is looking to decrease the possibility of accidents on State Route 217 by installing concrete dividers between its northbound and southbound lanes.
Gauchos Spoil Cal Poly’s Postseason Plans
With nothing to lose and only pride to gain, the UCSB women’s soccer team (9-10 overall, 3-4 in the Big West) took down Cal Poly (10-5-4 overall, 2-4-1Big West) in its final outing of the 2005 season to keep its longtime nemesis from enjoying the perks of the postseason. Seniors defender Katie Cooper and goalkeeper […]
UC Regents Run With the Devil on Los Alamos Lab Bid
Two columns recently appeared defending the UC’s management of the Los Alamos National Laboratory: “A Constructive Coalition” from Joshua Zide, (Daily Nexus, Oct. 18) and “UC a Better Candidate than Big Business for Los Alamos” from Matt Gazulis (Daily Nexus, Oct 18).
Library Goes Wild With Revamp
The southwest side of Davidson Library received a little horticultural care Saturday afternoon when members of the Environmental Affairs Board (EAB) weeded out invasive plants and replaced them with more native and environmentally friendly species.