UCSB Tries Cal in Round Two
After winning its first playoff game in the history of the program on Saturday, the UCSB men’s soccer team (18-2-1) plays at Cal (13-5-2) this afternoon at 1:30.
And Not a Soul in Sight
It’s like the campus that feared sundown. If you’re reading this, you’re a more dedicated student than the Weatherhuman, who has fled class for his Weatherhome for Weatherturkey with all the Weatherfixings.
A.S. It Is: When Budgets Go Bad
As the entire UCSB campus has been made duly aware, Associated Students is in a budget crisis. There are groups within Associated Students that are quietly continuing business as usual and doing some commendable things on behalf of the community.
SB Fails to Break Trojans
So close, yet so far away.The #7 UCSB women’s volleyball team battled #1 USC for as long as the Gauchos could hold on, but in the end, it just wasn’t enough.
Gobble Gobble, Baby
The Weatherhuman was going to indulge his/her creativity in a pre-Thanksgiving haiku but forgot how many syllables go where. Funny how Googling “haiku” gets erotic haiku in just a few clicks.
UCSB Set to Purchase FT
The university and the current owners of the property, College Park Communities, have agreed on a price and are currently working to complete the necessary paperwork.
Giblets and Gravy
A well-deserved turkey to all the professors who canceled class on Wednesday. Students deserve a break and a chance to beat the holiday traffic.
Real Trojan War Begins Tonight
Tonight at 7 in the Thunderdome these two national powerhouses will sort things out in a battle that will not only have huge implications for NCAA seedings but will also be the last chance both teams have to figure out where they stand before heading into the postseason.
This Thanksgiving, Remember: Be Thankful for Hairy Heinies
Thanksgiving marks the return of home and everything familiar that comes along with home. Including your ex.
SB Charities To Provide Holiday Turkey Dinners
For students wanting to avoid their drunken extended families’ slurs this holiday, the Salvation Army is in need of some givers this Thanksgiving.