Please, Allow Me to Introduce Myself
I am the Weatherhuman – a faceless, genderless entity whose job it is to defend the populace, or at least make them laugh until it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Hungry, Hungry Opinion
The Opinion page is a hungry beast, and without you, it would be nothing. It dwells here in the middle of the Daily Nexus, five days a week, ranging from an anorexic to a plump four-page spread.
Making a Minor Scene
Santa Barbara’s a rough town. It’s not violent, improverished or even badly paved. But it is tough on the under-21 crowd. Never fear, Artsweek is here. We’ve handpicked a panel of experts in assorted recreational fields, all in the name of… Making a Minor Scene
Goleta Reaching Age One
Only since Feb. 1 did the area surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista transform from mere unincorporated Santa Barbara County territory into a full-fledged city.
CC to UC Ain’t Nothing but a Heartbreak, Baby
Of all the transfers I have made in Santa Barbara, such as transferring a 12-pack of Natural Ice from the liquor store to my stomach, or transferring myself to the beach, the transfer from SBCC to the hallowed halls of UCSB has to be the finest of them all.
Movie Review | Simone : B0r1ng M0v1e
Writer/director Andrew Niccol’s new release, “S1m0ne,” fails to decide just where moral lessons end and satire begins.
Inspectors Check DP Cliffs, Balconies
“As far as we’re able to determine right now, there are no houses that are in danger,” said I.V. Supervising Building Inspector Ken Forman.
Living Without Vowels: Welcome to Fantasy Isla Vista
I’ve worked summer Orientation for the past two years, and I could bet my paltry paycheck on the fact that a good number – if not the majority – of freshmen made their way down to I.V. at night to sneak in a little preview of life to come.
The Vines | Highly Evolved | Capitol
If you think rock ‘n’ roll is a thing of the past, then think again, brother. Australian newcomers The Vines are one of many bands to embody the overdue rock revival, joining such acts as The Strokes, The White Stripes and The Hives.
Queer Student Union Hopes to Grow
The Queer Student Union, a political and social student-run group on campus works to create a safe and tolerant environment for queer students.