CIA Memo: Neal Pollack Must Go Down!

Artsweek used its professional training and deep-cover sources of college entertainment journalism to uncover the following triple-stamped, uber-Top Secret CIA communiqu

UCSB Whips Cal Poly

If the UCSB men’s basketball team experienced a sense of déj

(No Ducks Were Actually Harmed)

The ducks seem more nervous in I.V. These ducks seem to sense a preditorial threat.

Recall Foes Blast Tactics

The No On Recall Committee announced its legal strategy to stop the recall election intended to oust 3rd District Supervisor Gail Marshall from office yesterday – the same day its opponents delivered the signatures to put that election on the ballot.

Resisting Blind Patriotism

The repercussion I fear most is a radical crystallization of blind and belligerent national pride – the kind that mucks up even the most reliable channels of information, and impedes progress in all facets of social and political life.

IVRPD Votes to Allow Overnight Sleeping

The Isla Vista Recreation and Parks District decided to draft an ordinance Thursday night that would allow sleeping, but not camping, in I.V. parks.

Don’t Let Fliers Mislead You About the I.V. Master Plan

Recently, a misleading flyer and petition have been distributed throughout Isla Vista regarding the Isla Vista Project Area Committee. As the Graduate Student Association representative of the IV-PAC, I am very confused by the intention of this flyer.

Sports Feature Photo: Setting It Up

The UCSB men’s volleyball team earned a four-game win Thursday night at Long Beach, defeating the No. 12 49ers. The Gauchos will return to action tonight in San Diego against UCSD.

Anderson May Still Face Runoff Against Dorsey

Although Commander Jim Anderson won the majority of the votes for Santa Barbara County Sheriff election night, the absentee ballots have not yet been counted — which means the sheriff may have to face candidate Dave Dorsey in a November runoff.

What UCSB Really Needs Is a Flying, Administrator-Eating Great White Shark Named ‘Peaches’

Chancellor Henry Yang was walking from his office in Cheadle Hall to the University Center today when, in a move that experts said could damage his close relationship with students, he was eaten.