Santa Barbara Shuts Down Farm in Epic Five-Game Match With Stanford

There are always two halves to every match: the match itself, and then the last play. The funny thing is that while the match is longer, the only thing that anyone ever remembers is the last play.

Bah Humbug

Bears hibernate all winter long, snug and safe from the outside world. Bears are lucky bastards.

Rape Investigation Leads to Bomb Scare

Slade Morgan Giles, 23, a former Associated Students representative and A.S. presidential candidate, was arrested yesterday for the possession of bomb-making materials and the possession of a controlled substance for sale, while being investigated in the alleged rape of a 19-year-old UCSB student.

Three-firric! Ward’s Three Vs. Westmont Leads UCSB; Gauchos Eke by Aztecs in Triple Overtime

Two teams waltzed into the Thunderdome expecting the Santa Barbara men’s basketball team to lie down and die this past week. The Gauchos had other plans against Westmont and San Diego State.

‘Generation Z’ Goes Up in Flames, Begs for More

"Never mind the gibberish of Mystics & Astrologers, this is the Generation that was born into the Richest Economy in the history of the world. They were born rich & Powerful, the certifiable Aristocrats of a new & Amazing century."

Meeting To Review Possible City Boundaries for Goleta

Whether or not Isla Vista will actually become an island may be decided at tonight’s Local Agency Formation Committee (LAFCO) meeting.

Santa Barbara Puts Jets On to Burn Sun Devils for Tourney Championship

The UCSB women’s basketball team came out of the Arizona State Holiday Classic basketball tournament Thursday rejuvenated after scorching Kent State 68-53 and the host Sun Devils 76-66 in the championship game at Ned Wulk Court in Tempe.

IVFP Advise Residents on Holiday Crime Trends During Winter Break

As Isla Vista prepares for the Winter Break student exodus, the I.V. Foot Patrol has a few suggestions to keep personal belongings from ending up under someone else’s tree.

Spirit of Giving Continues With Local Drives

Holiday food and toy drives are hitting full swing as the season-to-be-jolly draws closer.

Role-Playing

Dark Rapture, The Latest From Sherwood Players, Gets Wicked